Have bottom slaps and winks been outlawed now?

I was thinking back to all the old Carry On movies..I couldn't do a 'Sid James' on it now to a random female could I? Not in this day and age..i'd probably end up on News at 10 or something.

Have bottom slaps and winks been outlawed now?
I'd volunteer if it would make you smile x





I would obviously punch anyone else in the face if they did it to me.... but not you.... lol...
Reply:I'll bottom slap you if you even think about trying to give me a spanking!





You're a naughty Naked Chef xx





Don't you be blaming all us good good people for your own despicable behaviour! xx
Reply:Well I guess that would be a great story in court!!! "I was only doing a Sid James, y Lord" Now that would make the news and papers but saying that in all seriousness I ould be rather offended if a man I didnt know came up and spanked me!! In fact that would go even if I knew the man!! I would take it as a bit of fun if it happened in a pub as you know its a laugh but standing in a bus stop or anywhere and it happened it would disturb me, but its not that we are all a nation of prudes but its all the rapes/murders/muggings we hear about that has made us be this way. Its the violent criminal that have taken away the element of fun that was about in the carry on days and I feel that if the films were made now there would be hell on for portraying all men to be breast ogling bottom pinchers!!!
Reply:yes if you slap someone now you likely to get a slap back
Reply:before slapping anyone's bum, check out the size of her boyfriend, you could end up getting slapped yourself.
Reply:Ooh matron.
Reply:OOH its only the bottom slaps and winks that get me thru` the day.....My colleagues are starting to avoid me....LOL





I know a nice bottom that`s just waiting to be slapped......
Reply:winks not so much, but depending on the girl in question and how well you know her a bottom slap could reward you with a face slap or a cry of 'sexual harrassment'!!





its not the same person from the kitchen is it???...
Reply:Yes, sadly, I think that they have.





:-)
Reply:I like winks, I think they are ok, sometimes.. Not really in the office though, particularly if you are doing it too someone who is beneath you....





Bottom slaps are insanely degrading, Ive slapped guys before for doing that to me, its so sick.... I doubt you would end up on the news, it still happens everywhere. Go out to a nightclub as a woman and you would know what I mean...





xx
Reply:Hey, I collect them buddy.


*sticks out botty in hopes of a stinger* ;o)
Reply:i hope not
Reply:You're not that important





Just saying it as i see it.


Would you rather i lie?